Starbucks Hates Pandas!

In their latest push for world peace, social justice, less assholes and more publicity, Starbucks has ordered their baristas to begin writing "Why Panda?" on all their clients cups. The goal of the movement is to help raise awareness and start up conversation regarding how much of a bitch pandas are. The somewhat confusing and open-ended question will hopefully incite discussion between baristas and their customers everywhere in each Starbucks location for a couple minutes. Hopefully this will cause a mass genocide of all those bitchy pandas.