Former Child Star Arrested in DUI/Overdose/Homicide/General Public Meanacing

Former child star of Kungfu-Panda (2008, Dreamworks) arrested in joint DUI, Marijuana Overdose and Homicide. Also arrested by hardworking cops for being a panda. Three dogs, two cats and a cop were killed in his capture. A silent parade in their honor will be held sometime.




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This is legit shit

Panda Attempts to Interrupt Beck at Grammys

Panda says Beck stole the shiny thing from Beyonce.
Beck says he still loves Panda and aspires to be Panda one day. 

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this shit happened